At home with my new puppy on a leash, today I will make him experience my personal covid cure. I bend down and hold him by the neck, I explain to him that the treatment I have devised involves the administration of two rather special doses, both by mouth… A couple of slaps, I make him open his mouth and proceed: the first dose consists in taking my spit. I repeatedly spit in his mouth, this lousy one appreciates and swallows all my saliva. The second dose will come straight from my bladder but first I want to do a little test on his mask. I place it in the bowl and begin to wet it with my yellow nectar. The panty bothers me a little, so I take it off and take the opportunity to put it on his face and cover his dumb face. After filling the mask and bowl it is time to make this lousy puppy drink. He drinks directly from the mask and once finished I put it on his face and send him away.
