Its one of those days. Hard to wake up and even harder to get up. So Im tossing and turning, trying to get my lazy ass out of the bed…I make it to the edge of the bed, but I just cant do it. its a struggle today. I lay back down but then eventually my bladder gets the best of me. Its screaming at me to get up and go to the toilet but I decide its just not worth it, so I throw back the covers and spread my legs and just let that wonderful hot wetness flow. Once my ass is floating in pee I get some more relief and push out one huge, wet, nasty fart. Oh my, now that Ive gotten that out of the way…I roll over and go back to sleep!
