You and I have gone on a camping trip together…. weve stayed in a lovely campervan for over a week now and had the best of times together!Knowing how devoted you are to me I realise that the portaloo in the campervan (which holds 7 litres!) is full to the brim with my pee. Now I desperately need to go for a wee…. so I instruct you to empty the toilet. But to show your true devotion and love to me, I want you to empty the toilet by drinking ALL 7 LITRES of my wee!I give you detailed instructions of how I want you to consume every last drop of my divine golden nectar!
