I had a strange dream: I go down to the living room and find a toilet in the middle of the room, what is it doing here? I check and as I thought theres a disgusting asshole inside watching me, they didnt take the chain down! I try to push it into the drain with the heel of my boot but I dont want to get shit on my soles. While I think of a solution I smoke a cigarette and humiliate the disgusting being even more. My bladder is full so I decide to send it down the drain with the gushing stream of my pee.
