Our bladders are full and our patient needs his medicine urgently. Miss Kasha and I piss into two glasses and a fill a funnel with our golden chamoagne. How beautiful the yellow juice is. We fill our patient with the aid of a hose. Not a drop is spilled, understand?! Then to rinse is mouth there is our spit to swallow. We then prepare the next procedure in our treatment plan. First of all, the catheter has to be pulled out…