ITALIAN SPOKENIÂ’m having a good old chat with a friend of mine, who came to visit me. My personal slave is lying at our feet (the place that he deserves), ready to service us. He is a good at using his tongue and is taking care of the soles of our shoes. After a while, my friend needs to go to the toilet. I tell her that she doesnÂ’t need to move, since she can use my slave. She is surprised; “do you mean that I can use him as a toilet?”, she asks. “Sure – I answer – he is my full toilet slave and IÂ’m happy to lend him to you”. “Does he eat and drink everything?”. “Yes, everything”. “OK Gaia, IÂ’m going to try him, I really need to pee”. “Good, look, use this funnel, so that not a single drop will be wasted”.