Youve been caught stealing at work! I knew someone was stealing my drinks out of the company fridge so I came to work early to catch you! I think that if you are so thirsty that you steal, Ill give you an appropriate thing for a thief to drink. Since I had to come here early, I have a bladder full of morning piss and so I take you into the bathroom and fill up a glass mason jar with my dark yellow pee. I make you drink it and if you dont I will tell our boss and youll get fired!
